Archive for the ‘Tire Humour’ Category

Amazing Tire!

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

I saw this on YouTube the other day, amazing!

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I like the quote at the end… “You couldn’t do it if you tried”

It seems like it’s got a mind of its own, and just wants to return to its friends in the wall!

Another Reason to Buy Online!

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Let me share an hilarious story with you, it’s about my good friend Josh, and how he really benefited from buying online tires. He needed a front left for his beautiful new 1988 Cadillac Allante, but really didn’t want to buy from a particular local store…

Now, I remember him going on about the Allante for a while before buying it. He certainly had his heart set on it. I think he assumed by owning it, he would instantly have more success with the ladies.

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Sure. There’s no denying that this is indeed a beautiful car, but it’d need more than that to help Josh get lucky! (sorry Josh, you know it’s true).

So picture the scene… he pulls straight out the garage $6000 poorer, with an overwhelming sense of excitement. He spots a hot chick crossing the road and in an effort to get her attention (feeling irresistible in his new Allante) proceeds to whistle at her. Then BANG! the chick smiles at him as he goes crunching into a nearby post.

Not cool my friend! Too ashamed to get out, He sat waiting until the chick was long gone. Unfortunately (for him) he sat there peeping over the dashboard, only to find the chick walking into the local tire store to start work! When he finally surfaced, the damage to the car wasn’t half as bad as the damage to his ego! but he needed a new tire for sure.

He now had a dilemma on his hands!

1. Go into the tire store and face the music, holding his head in shame.

2. Call his friend (me!) to pick him up ASAP and remain in hiding from this hot check-out girl.

Of course being the coward that he is, my phone rang 10 minutes later…

He explained what had happened, and felt ashamed of himself. He didn’t want to go into that local tire store feeling like a complete retard. I asked why he didn’t purchase tires online, and gave him some of the benefits.

Josh went on to buy his replacement tire online, he found the process simple and quick. He got lots of information on the tire, and it arrived within a few days. Since the little accident, he has also been much more careful when driving his Allante!

Oh.. and he still doesn’t have a girlfriend.